Sunday, November 30, 2008

Fork. Knife. Spoon. Choose one.

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Triage time. Any single piece of gear that I haven't used at least once this trip gets jettisoned. No Mercy. Somehow I've managed to accumulated a surplus of 2 bottles of Aloe Vera, 12 pairs of underwear, 8 tee shirts, a tent I bought from a James Joyce quoting Polish guy in Sinai, 2 cellphones, 3 I pods, 2 deodorant sticks, a full kitchen sized bottle of apple cider vinegar( used with stabilized oxygen may counteract malaria, bad water and death). I've managed to reduce my road collection of books to 2 from 6 at my worst. The wheels have fallen off here! Oh speaking of which...If you're ever in a Matatu(bus) in Africa and the undercarriage starts sounding like a horse galloping...Tell the driver to stop or else the wheel is likely to fly right off.

Other items on my short list include:

Shoelaces.
Toothbrush container.
Motorola C118 cellphone.
Therma care Heat wrap.
Axe Body spray(Nobody gives a damn here!).
Ramada slippers I swiped in Beirut.
Deet free natural mosquito spray.
Speed reading the constant gardener so I can chuck it asap.
Not as good as the movie!
Egyptian, Jordanian, Kenyan SIM cards
keeping the spoon I think. The knife can't even cut through butter and the forks useless.

Exercise normal security precautionsExercise high degree of cautionAvoid non-essential travelAvoid all travel

Pretty pissed about the Burundi and Rwandan situation. I was planning on looping around Lake Victoria before coming home. I think I'll head for Zanzibar instead!

Friday, November 28, 2008

Screw the Kids! Its Beach Time!!

The ridicuquest to swim in each ocean has led me to the Indian. Seb and I decide to check out both the north and south coasts. The beaches here in Mombasa rival Nice, Mykonos, Phuket, Langkawi and challenge even the likes of Phi Phi Lai....Stunning!

Fort JesusEpic!
walk to the beach
Beached dhow.
Part of an old mosque.
Chai Tea stop
Old Mombasa
Sheund Flower
Well all good things must come to and end. A 20h train ride back to Nairobi and a kid blowing chunks all over my backpack in an overstuffed Matatu bus ride...I shrug it off as a tax for a week of near paradise. I get into business mode now. By the time I get back to the orphanage the workers should have extended the well to 100 feet thus accessing freash(er) water. They're gonnna drop a guy down the well to flush out the water and clean it out. Best 150 bucks I think I've ever spent....that works out to about $1.50 per kid to get a steady supply of water!
We've finished painting the main hall and I've convinced the fam to pitch in for a water tank and tower instead of Christmas presents this year. Good thing cuz I've already blown my X-Mas fund on these kids. You would too on these smiles!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Orphanage

Align Center
Day 1. Nov 16th. I take my first shower in 5 days, Bucket and all, and get ready to depart. Trying to be nonchalant about the fact that I'm about to walk into an orphanage housing 50-70 children ranging from 2 to 22. Its Cynthia's birthday so she decide to bake a few cakes for the kids, we all pitch in for some 'meat'. Its probably been many months since they've had beef. I'm told their diet consists of Ugali, a simple mixture of corn/maize flour and water. You either love it or hate it, I'm in the later category and its not very nutritious. We enter the gate and the kids stare. I'm the eighth volunteer in 12 years here and probably the first male Mzungu(white) guy they've seen in years, some never. All other volunteers were female at this home. Most kids are between the ages of 4-8. The brave ones come in for a test run. They come and introduce themselves and then scamper off. Then a few others come and start plucking and feeling my arm hair. I must seem like a hairy beast(maybe I am). Another volunteer, Maria, takes me for a tour. The younger kids room with 4 bunk beds sleeps 20. My eyes focus on the extremely thin mattress, must be uncomfortable sleeping on the 1.5 by 1.5 inch wire frame underneath. I go to touch the mattress and realize that its just a sheet folded in two. It seems counter intuitive but the older boys are sleeping on the real mattresses as there would be too much daily cleanup with the youngsters(bed wetting). Lucy tells me how the new cow won't be generating anything for a while as the milk it produces must be used to pay for the feed it needs to eat. Catch-22. She's hoping for increased milk and a new calf on the way. She shows me the store room, there is one small bag of food left. The teacher has enough paint and crayons for about 5 kids. Water availability is an issue. The school dubs as a church, party hall, cafeteria, nap area, school, play zone and rain shelter. The kids use the bushes as cloths lines, pretty industrious!
Ugali. Yuk! I'm here for 3 weeks so I better get used to it!
Nancy!
Group photo.
First time for an Ipod. They liked it!Cakes from Cynthia.
Before we get started.
Day 2. We decide to paint the school. The cement never really brought out the colour in the children's wall paintings. Food and water seem to be good this week so I take a different approach, I'm going to focus on the creative side this week. We head out into Nairobi center and before getting paint, we stop in to Nakumatt(KenyanWalmart) to get some bubble blowers, board games, rulers, light bulbs. I tell Julius, a boy from the home, that I'll treat him to a book. He picks up a bible. "Don't you have plenty of those at home?" I ask. "No, mine was stolen at the school I go to" "Alright, lets get the Good News Bible"

He stuffed his face after this shot.
JuliusCleaning up
Chow time.
Kitchen.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Kenya!

Arrived in Nairobi about a week ago. I was staying in the Kawangware slums for a few days. Great way to acclimatize to African life (1 in 3 Africans live in slums I'm told). Decided to chill for a few days before my placement at the Children's Hope Home and Rehabilitation Center in Gathiga. So me and a few volunteers headed out to do some sight seeing.
Baby Cheetah at 3 months, claws and all ;)

If you let it lick your finger it wont start chewing on you. Good to know.
For a bit of Backsheesh the guards let us in for a few minutes. Three cheetahs were pacing up and down the cage. Dinner time?
Objects in camera were the same as they appeared. I didn't think to bring extra diapers.
I figured it would take out my arm before attempting the jugular so I gave myself a little space.
Who dat?!
Huts.
Great parks out here!



Raff.I never know what the reccomended distance is for all these animals, so I usually go with the 1 meter default....wait...

....and then get right in there.As gross as it looks
Dodgy ostridgeSimba.
Yep.


Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Birthday in Cairo

Thanks for all the birthday wishes! I hope everybody is great back home. Took the day to check out the American university, I spoiled myself with a travel book and a real latte. Saw the Coptic churches (a few good illuminated manuscripts) I met a few friends here so we went out for a couple pints of Sakkara. James here, a fellow Canadian, is just finishing his half year travels and did my intinerary in reverse.

Finally ready to take off. It seems I can't get rid of this city. I always come back. See ya later buddy. I don't think you'd survive long where I'm going. You'd be breakfast for the cheetahs.
Just practicing some new tricks with drum sticks. RLRR, LRLL, RRRL, LLLR, RLLR, LRRL!

Jammin' out hard!
See y'all in Kenya!

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Saturday, November 8, 2008

SS Thistlegorm

Aggressively Irresponsible: Act of tomfoolery and or stupidity, usually driven by bets, dares and general competitive mindset. Mainly affects males in their mid 20's

It all started with a T-shirt. Tory and I were checking out the ruins on the Aswan-Luxor corridor. When we spotted an odd looking fellow wearing a tight white tee. The line on his shirt read "I dived the Thistlegorm!" At first we thought it must have been a Dungeons and Dragons game or something. We checked the name and truns out it's one of the best wreck dives in the Red Sea!

The picture above is the only surviving shot of the British merchant ship, taken on April 9th 1940. Seeing as the Nazi's controlled most of the Mediterranean, British controlled Egypt was severely isolated when it came to replenishing supplies. Having gotten pummeled by the Axis forces headed by commander Rommel, the Allies needed fresh supplies for a renewed offensive. The only way to get this gear to the port of Alexandria was by circumnavigating Africa, with a stop in Cape town and Yemen. A couple of Nazi bombers spotted the convoy by chance on their way home (Cyprus) from a failed mission. The ship was sunk with two bombs.

Click on said picture for larger zoom


Nobody in Sharm El-Sheikh would take me, so I hopped on a bus back to Dahab. The guy at the shop asked me how many times I'd dived before. It's supposed to be 50+ for wreck dives. Without flinching I told him 10. He started at me for about a solid second then signed me up...I love Dahab.
There were two dives at Thislegorm and one at Ras Mohamad national park. Like a giddy school girl, I was so excited (and nervous) and ended up using up my entire tank in under 30 minutes!Overnight 1am departure time. Sweet military style sleeping bags(face uncovered). Earplugs + gravol = sweet dreams
Gear is setup the night before.
It was pure chaos trying to maneuver with 30 other divers. Tanks and scuba gear lying everywhere!
The second deep dive took us into the wreck itself. Ford trucks, spare tires, rubber boots, a full locomotive (blown 30M clear off the boat by the German bombers), rows upon rows of motorcycles. We checked out the kitchen and captains quarters. The ship guns and massive rotor were particularly stunning. I was fairly relaxed for the second dive so the air lasted me a while longer.Dave pointing aggressively "something behind me?"...added stress at 30M below in dark rooms

Watch your step
Prop
Anti-air gun
My dive buddy Dave, these underwater pics are from his cam...thanks bra! Dave had about a thousand dives under his belt, instructor status and wicked old school gear. He had no octopus or secondary breathing aparatus....so if I ran out of air it was going to be some mad air share.
Surface intervals. Waiting for the nitrogen to dissolve in the blood before heading back down again.

Got a little too close
Purple coral really spiced the place up
Great colours in Ras Mohamed
Party must have rocked on that boat!